Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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