STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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