I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I touched a dick in church today
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