Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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