Christians are straight up FREAKS
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
It's never too late to be topless.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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