doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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