She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
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