just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Randomize
