Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I have feelings that need drinking.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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