I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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