I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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