I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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