i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
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