My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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