we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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