whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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