So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
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