Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.�
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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