yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
and i looked up. we had an audience...
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
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