Can i not drive my cunt home
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
I'm bleeding and have questions
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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