i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
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