It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Randomize
