Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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