OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
