I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
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