my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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