Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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