i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
I could make wine with my vomit
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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