For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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