I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
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