I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
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