Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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