it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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