Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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