What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
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