Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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