seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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