We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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