what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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