if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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