I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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