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Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
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I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
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He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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