i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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