We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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