I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
Do plants get herpes?
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