Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
You left your phone here
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