I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Randomize
