You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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