she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I can't turn off my feet"
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
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