he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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